"Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your Bloomin Garden grow?"
Remember when your mother used to go out to the garden in your backyard, take a backhoe, and do all sorts of rigmarole to make flowers bloom?
That was then, this is now. Who cares about real flowers when 70% of your waking hours are spent in front of a computer screen. Virtual flowers are less messy, more beautiful, and last longer than until the end of the summer.
So forget about asking Mary mary how her garden grows, because this game, bloomin' gardens, takes takes all the guess work out of it. No miracle grow necessary, just a hefty bit of self-control and strategic thinking.
